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JOHJtT "W. SLEIDO-B, Hioi-iUKToK. VOL. XXXIV. .A. NEWSPAPER FOR THE PEOPLE WELDON, N. C, THURSDAY, JUNK 2!). 1899. TERMS:-'150 1'1;R anni'M in advance NO. 9. HLY ONE FOR S 'I S. S. S, Is the Only Therp ' Remedy Equal to this Scrofula in ' Obstinate Disease. , U equal to any blood trouble, and never fuiU to cure Sei'idi!:!, Intuiim it Roei down to the it at of the disease, tlnm I't-rinnnfiitly iliuiiimtihf,' every trace of the taint. The erioiiaeonspuiipnees to which Scrofula hiiivW leml hould Imprest upon those, afflicted with it the vitnl im ,. porttnee of wanting no time upon trcntmcnt which can not possibly effect a cure. In many cw w here the wrmitf X treatment has Imen relied upon, complieattil K.ai.itiiliir ; swellinKH have resulted, for which tin dm tors insUt that -? ft dangerous Kiirgiral operation ia necessary. $ Mr. II. E. Thompson, of Milledgeville, (ia., writes: "A I bad case of Scrofula broke out on the glands of my neck, which had to be lanced and caused me much suffering. I was treated for n lon while, but the physicians were tin able to cure me, and my condition was hnd m uhen I . $ bt'an their treatment Many blood remedies were iced . II but without effect. Some one recommended S. S S., find I began to Improve as soon as I had taken a few bottles. . I ontmuing the remedy. 1 was soon cured permanently, j and have never had a sin of the disease to return." Swift 's Specitio S. S. S. FOR THE BLOOD i ! th only reined j' which can promptly hlootl disease". ny reiving upon it, ami I so-called tunics, I'lc, nil sufferer from , instead of eiidiiriiig years of suffering which pradually hut surely undermines j the constitution. . H. S. S. is guaranteed purely vop'tnlile-. and never fails to i cure Scrofula, Koze ma, Cancer, Rheumatism, Contagious filond Poison, Moils, 4 Tetter, l'iinples, Sores, I'leers, etc. Insist upon 8 S S. ; nothliigcnn tiiUe its place. f noons on nioou ana skin diseases will Swift Specific Company. Atlanta, Georgia. The Peerless 9 In Thouiunt!i iif Aun ricHii ll.iiisi'liuMs. Wine, T A SHOULD BE 1 1ST ALL. -1 , A f! ICR FT RTT ulaJ" l G4RRETT 4 co-u a' .4 )lJlJ i Vi J li L 111 X unliiline rctuc.ly and all tlah I'Hida are (juaraDtrcil to i;ivi satislactiiio. i Home Office, 1 CHOCKOYOTTE, N. C. Jolly U( Selected and Private Stock iRye Whiskey, ;of the Purest i Distillation, 'and. is ;Recommended ,'to all who use !or Require a Stimulant of Reliable pality. f DAVENPORT M01UUS & CO., 1 Sole ajjeots for tho Distiller, ": Itiohoiond, Va. MR. W. D. SMITH, at Weldon, N. C. ia the nolo uintributin aiicnt at that i point, for the above old and I Celebrated Whiskey, if DAVENPORT MORRIS a CO. i marSliSm. ' JJH. T. T. KOS.S, j m m DENTIST Weldon, N.C, H Ht OIBce of er Entry A IHerce'eatora. in mi. HUDSON'S j SI7 Mam St., Noifulk, Va. 2 Ladies' and li.'UlleUHn'a Dining ROOM. AM. MKAI.S 25 CENTS. SUKPASSIXO COFFEE A SPECIALTY f J. R. HUDSON, Proprietor. The Beat of Everything in Season' , octlOlyr. ia a SPECIALIST and AUTHORITY on all n Dim Unnrnnci HUU UlU Uki KB lydMiratftimiOiiriiyii All who are auttcnuK with any BLOOD TKOUBLE, would he wise to call on or kdilrem hy mail. Consultation free and medicines compounded to suit each partic ular cane. When writing to me pleaae en clone etamp for reply. s I'KOF. JAS. HARVEY, ; 425 Church St. (New No.) . j 17 ly. Norfolk, Va. C C10FULA (iri'c()7'n , if rrnmlii i .vc-mmi'iitl'Ml for Sf'rofulfl, 8onn uf tl't'in no (!itli n')i ttttii' to afford tt niinrr ri'ii.l hut S. N. S. U nhnnluti'ly the only remi'..v vh Ii cnni' lively curi' it. one t t k tii st hImIihiiN'. i.Ht'n-st-fttcit tlood diHf.tMt, h'i1 l-rymid tim lvf.e.i of tlm many Bo-mlled m rl tiMs mul tonic because mii.h thiiiir more than h mere Innic U rcui.ii'etl. S S. S, roach and eiirn obstinate, deep-sented not oipp tin-lit ilv with the various lilnod Iron! le run lu promptly cured tie inniloil Ireo to any allures by the ;,ly lirandi W.trt'hniiHC, MEMPHIS, TENN. J. L. JUDKINS, Whuletiule and Ketail Dealer hi Fine Staple ml Fancy w-FRUITS. CONFECTIONERIES, CriM'k ry, (iLlsh Tin, and wooden and wil low ware. Also lrat t Horse, Cow, HtH and Poultry KihmI, bih! liroveV 3fe TuMtrlrm n.. Tonic. AUxiimli i' Liver and Kidney Tonic for purilyin the tdood- Thm tonic is warranted 01 monev rel'imdnl. J. L. JUDKINS, N'u. 21 Wiisluncton Ave , Welduu, N. C ileo 11 1 v. Grant Display OF- tWSI'KINU AND SUlMKH- MILLINERY FANCY GOODS and NOVELTIES. Batterick'a Patterns. It. & G. COHSFXS, Mimtea at ftOc. , Ladien 7.rc. to $1. Valrie will he made tnnuil thetimea. Hula and iKiuneta made and trimmed U order MRS. P. A. LEWIS, W. T. PARKER, Weldon, N. C. T-Ton TTTT Pi SSS:" pnfifirifis Fancy Wlll Qiieensware, Cutlery, Plows, Plow ings, Hoes, Forks Cast- RECEIVER AND SHIPPER OF Corn,Hay & Oats aug 1 ly Qrcceries The Worst Of Crimes. HIS HONOR ON WIFE-BEATING. AN AKKANSAS l'lll.llIK .ItlHTII'R IIE SI.UtKS fl'oN KKSTKNt'lNcl AN OK rTNIIKH. Memphis Ciinimeri'iiil-Appeid. lu linilinj! a man $100 fur whipping his wile Jude Freer, of Fort Siuilh dis coursed as lolluws : "I Hip oppnsed to wilebintiui. I have do rciect fur any man who will lirnt a wiiinun. I urn tint like I lie St. I.nuis Judp! who saw eileDuating cir euiiiMances iu a wilt liraliu case. A man lias no riilit tu whip his wife. That is nut what he uiarrjcd her for. No, sir, he man iud her lu luvc and protect her. IKeMi't she see that liultoDS are put on his ek'thes? IH cuillse she dues. Pmi'Mi'i she see that his cullur button ilnen't roll under ihe dresser, and if it does, doesn't sheiiel down on her knees ami fi4i it cut f ir li i in '.' 01' cuurse she does. Ilui'Mi't she conk meals fur him, and have I lieui ready fr liiiu when he conies Inline, and d'Hu'l she sit up sew ing lor his eliililri'U or slay nil niglil winching llii'in when ihey are sick? 01' course she des. And what has she dune lu lie beaten by him? Nuthing ut all. Wry olien she doesn't make en iiiiIi to enu'ile him to wear silk ties and latentleaiher pinnp- and till himself to I he hiiiu every night and roll home and tumble inio bed and snnre i IV bis drunk ike a hot:. I tell yuu what it is, I can exleud lueiey lo the man who gets drunk aud makes a beast of himself. I can have some sympathy lor the man who steals, eeaiise he is uften compelled to do il. have a feeling for tho uiuo who asks haud-ine-uuts' or who lias to sleep iu box cais, but when it ci uies to a wile beater, I am lost to all seDse of mercy Say, do you know that I never had a man before me charged wiih wile-healing that lh.it in, i ii did not have an ugly mug on hiui? Well, that's a fact. It tak some considerable nerve (o suuuuag a man or io hold a man up, but what uerve does it take lo beat a poor, weak woman? Bali! I gut hut all over when I have one ol lhii.se eases pilule me, 1 leel lull like taking the mau by the nape of the neck uuil kicking hull clean out of town. I run up ng.iii.si a good many hard prupu- siiiuns while sitting on the bench, but the liaide.it Is Hie wilc-beatet. 1 am not going to have auy mercy un that class ot people am going to drive the sword of justice into them deep and break it idf. 1 am going to lamblast them wiih all oy might and main. I am :uliig to salt all the freshness out of them nd II t lit-V uo Dot get what they Ueserve it will lie the lault id the law anil lint ol uie. '1 will hue (hut lell.iw SM0. 1 am lad of it I wuuld have been just twice as glad if I had been able to tine him twice as much. The man who beats his wile wants to get out uf tho jurisdic tion of the fort Smith Police Court, at least while I am on the bench, if he u t want to get into the cousouiiue away over his liemt. 1 slant sipiarely oq that platl'otm, gentlemen, and there is do backwater which will run uie off " ONLY .IOKIXU. An Ohio paper advertises for heiis ti small forlune left hy a mau who died recently iu that State, aud adds: "The money is nuw iu the bauds of a lawyer." l'he ooncluding clause shoots a si team of jocular light mto tue rest ui tne aa. Denver l'ust. Sooner or later ev ery woman must duel with Death. Nature has provided her with a act of eitreniely sensitive organ upon the condition of which the health of her whole hody depends. She roust keep these distinctly feminine or gans fullv protected hy the armor of hralth That is her beil de fense agsni.t !es!h St th time that Death comes closest to her the time when she becoiuea a mother. I)r Pierce's Favorite Prescription ia designed for the one purpose of curing all diseases, or dis orders or the feminine svstem. except can cer. It stops debilitating chains, soothes inflammation, promotes regularity of the monthly function and puts the whole fe male organism into a Slate O! strong, vig orous health Taken during the period of gestation it robs childbirth of its pain and danger. Over 2SO.OOO grateful women have written of the wonderful help of the " favorite Pre scription." Among others Mrs. Cordelia Heitson, of Coallon, Boyd Co., Ky., writes "In Oetolier iSSq I gave birth tn a baby and the treatment I received til Uie hamlanf Ihe mid wife left mr wuh prolapsus. I had n.i health to speak ol for Ihree veara. 1 had annlhrr tiatty which was the third child. My hralth began to fail and I then had three mtcrriai;eit and found myself complt-lcly worn oul. I had ao many pains and ai hrs mv life waa a burden to me and also to nil the family, for I waa nervous and crow and 1 could not ali-ep. Had lour noetora. Tlu-v aaid 1 had liver, lung and ntrnue trouble 1 waa in bed for mouth and when t rfirf grt un. I wa a siirht to behold. I looked like a coipse walking about I commenced tak ing Ir IMerer a Favorite Preacriptioa and in a few week I became a well woman. Before I began the use of Ir J'ieree's medicine 1 .uf. frred all a woman could suffer at my monthly perimla. bill now I have no pain. The dark circles around mv eves are gone and 1 feel hetter lu every way. Istv cheekn are red and my face ia while; before my face tu aa yellow aa saffron." The Valley Railroad. NO STOP OVER CHECKS. Til K M'.VII.'s RAILROAD A RKMARK Alll.B TKMI'KRANI.'E lldCt'-M KNT I'HK I'ARBD 1IY VOl'Ntl MAN WHO IS 8ERV 1 NCI A MKE-TKUM FOR MIMtliEK I'DNK WHILE PRI NK. A Vice-President of the National Tern pcranco Society sends to the Advocate the following schedule which was pre pared by a young man who is serving a life sculcucc iu a Mississippi penitentiary for killin his companion while un a drunken gambling spree. The young man was from a good family in good cir cumslances, but as tho parents were neg ligent as to their attendances upon reli gious observances the young man fell into evil company. Yielded to the wine cup. Since he entered prison he has been con verted. It is hoped that the publication of this schedule will do good. It is pre pared by one who has traveled over the road : THKHI.ACK VALLEY RAILROAD. Standard Gauge. International Line. Chartered under (he Laws of all the States. No stop-over cheeks. No re turn trains. STATIONS ON Til E MAIN LINE. A'v. 1'igarettewllo 7.30 a. ni. LY Cigaretteville 7.3(1 a. ni. Mild Drink Siaii.ui 7 .-13 " " Moderation Fahs 8 (10 " " Tipplersville "J.HO ' ' Topersvale 10.00 " " Ihuukard'a Curve 11.00 " " Rudy's Wood 11 30 " " Qjiirrelsbuig noon. (Hemaiosune hour to ainu-e wife and children.) L'v. y tarrelsburg 1 00 p. in. A'v. Lusty (jiilch 1.1.') " " liuiuiner's Huost 1 .'10 " " lieggar's Town 2 00 " " Climiual'a Keudezvous 3.00 ' " lMiriuinville -1.00 " " Uatlle-nake Swauip ti 00 " " I'risuuburg 8 00 " " Devil'a (iap (brakes all i.ff )10.00 " " Dark Valley 10 HO " (Passengers may feci some discoiufotl inlia'iug suit huriiiis funics, but urvir miud, there i no way to return.) " Di'tuon liet.d 11.30 (Dou't get fiigliietied at the dying groans yuu may hear.) Pirdiliuu iniduigbl. ( Many pa'seugcrs relieve themselves of all anitety by coiumitting suicide ) Tickets lor sale by all Barkeepers. ANNUAL STATEMENT. Our very popular line carries annually 400,000 paupers. Itrings misery ami woe to 2,000,000 persons. Dispatcher into Kti rnity till, (Mill unprepared souls Carries tiO0,00U drunkards, Conveys 1011,1100 to piisoo. More immigration passes annually over our line than any other. We positively refuse to be re sponsible fur the poverty and wants of the widows aud orphaus ol those who ride over our line They may ride with us if they pay I lie fare. Our employe are paid ptutuptly. See Koiuaus, vi 23 N. IS. The great Liocuse Lew, under which we operate, relieves ua from all re sponihiliiies for accidcuis and sufferiug along our line, or that is caused by our employes. e lli-lsl that all attempts by silly women and enthusiastic preacl ers aud church members to stop our busi ness by invalidating our charters are in direct opposition to the great doctrine of "Personal Liberty. We hereby give notice, that any wo man who dares to oppose our most lucra tive business will be branded a "crank," aud (hat any mm who dares to oppose us will be den. tuinated a "bolter" from some ouc of the great polilieul parlies and Ii takes I he risk of losing his political in fiuence. D. K. VlL, General Manager. A. I. ColloL, Agent. NOW 1 LAY MR lOWJi .ni.ki:i TO The tire up m the hearth is low, And iliele ia aiiiloess i veiy where; Like troubled spirits, here and there, The firelight shadows Unti ring cn, And as the shadows lound me creep, A childish treble breaks the gloom, And softly, from another room, Comes "Now I lay tuc down to sleep." Aud, somehow, wiih that little prayer, Aud that sweet treble in my ears, My thoughts go back to distant years, Aud linger with a dear one there, And as I hear the child's "Auieo," My mother's face comes back to me. Crouched at her side I seem to be, And mother holds my hand again. Oh, for an hour in that dear placet Oh, for the peace of that dear lime! Oh, for the childish trust sublime I Oh, for a glimpse of mother's facet Yet, as the shadows round me creep, I do Dot seem tn be alone Sweet magic of that treble tone, And "Now I lay me down I icep." Kugene Field. In Search of A Wife. AND HOW HE FOUND HER. HOME TIMES HINDRANCE IS MORE DE SI HA IILE IN A IIIRL THAN TOO MIXH KNllWI.EIUIE. "Do you believe in territorial sion, Miss Willowby?" expan- "Well, to tell the truth," the beautiful girl replied, "I haven't given enough study to that question to know anything about it," Mr. Prituley twisted his moustache for a moment and then asked: "Are you ia favor of an Aoglo-Saion alliance?" "Oh, dear, I can't say. I haven't paid attention to that subject. I sonfess that am as ignorant as a child where public matters arc concerned." "Then you haven't become interested io any of tho reform movements?" "No, I don't consider myself capable ol taking up and diseussiug those thiu.'s." "Do yuu take much intorcst iu science aud arc you in the habit uf discussing the beauties of classical music, using hnical teruis, or are you an amateur literary otitic, or do you ever talk to people ubout the great moral problems that are claiming the attention of so many of our learned women nowadays?" "No, I am ashamed lo have to coul'ess but I have found it impossible lo get any of those things through my head sufficiently lo dare to talk about them." Vou d ui't know anything ahiut politics or socialism io its new sense, or the '1 11811 ence of the Compendium as Applied to the Concomitants ot Paleolithic Abne gition,' do you?" I I am afraid I don't," she timidly replied. Say," he suddenly exclaimed, "will you be my wife?" Chicago News. UT1 l-'.K, XAI.T IIIIKIIM AM) l:t -7.F.M A. The intense itching aud smarting inci dent to these diseases, is instantly allayed by applying Chamberlain's Kye and Skin Ointment. Many very bad cases have been permanently cured by it. It is e'l'ially t III -ient fur itching piles and a favuiite retn-dv fur sore nipples, chap pcii hands, chilblains, frost bites and chronic sure eyes "5 ;. per box. For sale by W. M Oulien, Weldon, J. N. Rrown Ittillliix. Ilr A H lltirhsiui. h.etlel'1. PriiioliKlN m'STINU A KOOJI. 1 he girl who lakes as much pride in learning to dut a room properly as she s in learning to draw, who broils a steak wiih the same nicely as she em broiders a rosebud, who uiakts coffee as carefully as she crochels, is the girl who will make Ihc economical, cheery wife, I iving mother, and delightful Compan ion. It is not a crime to know how lo keep Ionise Kvery gitl expects to have a home of her own some day, yet the giri and In r mother, when ciicumstanccs per mit, too often act as though there was no such tbiugas a sertanttcss home, and food grew on bushes ready for the pick ing. FOH HVI.lt HH V YKAKO Mm. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for over fifty years by millions of mothers for children, while teething, with perfect success. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic, and is the best remedy tor Diarrhoea. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immediately. Sold by druggists iu every part of the world, 'la cents a bottle. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Wins- low's Soothing Syrup," and take no oth "r kind how it haimm:nki. How did this happen?" asked the sutgeon as he dressed the wound in the cheek aud applied 1 soothing poultice to the damaged eye. "Got hit with a stone," replied the patient. "Who threw it ?" "My my wile," was the rcluctaut answer. "Hum ! It's the first time I've heard of a woman hitting anything she aimed st," muttered the surgeon. ' S 10 was throwing at the neighbor's bens, ezplalueil the sutterer. "1 was behin 1 her." GOOD TIMKS. Wliou the goo I times come, they needn't beat the drum, For the weary w nil will ko iw when the good times coui-; There'll bo music ou the hilltops and uiusio on the plains And music in the tinkle and the twinkle uf the rains ! When the goo 1 times cimc, then the right shall trample wrong, The world shall move forever to a h ille lula song; And j iy will b'es an I brighten, aud sor row will be dumb, In that mad and merry seaion when the good times come 1 OAflTOJUA. Baintha yf II Hind i Urn Hlwim BoagW Bifaatait of Rudely ShocM. GEN. LEE AND THE CIRCUS. HOW U0INO TO KIIOWH 1IE0AMB A PROP ER AMl'NEM ENT. tieueral Robert K. L;e, the famous Confederate commander, was a kiijJlie.tr ted and simple iuannercd as he was brave and able. While president of Washing Ion and Lee I.'niversiiy, Virginia, in the latter years of bis life, he was greatly be loved by the children, whom he loved in return. It was his delight to give the little ones pleasure. Professor Nelson's two little girls were great favorites. The lieneral would turn and ride with them when they met, encourage them to talk of their dolls and playthings, and tlo'u escort them homo with as much gallantry as if were young ladies. He wuuld alight, and, helping til cm down from the gentle old horse they both rode, he would part with a kiss from each. Ouce the strict Presbyterian rule of the Nclsou household was rudely shock- 1 by the General. A circus was doming to town, aud, as 1 rulessor and Mrs, Nclsou left for a visit of several days, they char ged the children on no accouut to go. So (lie two little girls hung over the fence, listened lo the music, and envied the children that passed on their way to that tented paradise, but they never ouse hoped lo go. Presently a larger crowd of children than ever came along, am in tlidr midst was General L;e, keculy en joyment the happiness of his little pro teges. The little Nelson girls joiocd the patty without a word when he asked them lo come alorg with him. Soon I hey were all in the tent, and when the per formance began all were given reserved seats by the owner of the circus. "Moth er, we weut to the ciicus," was ihc greet ing uf th children on Ihcir parents' re turn. "Why, children, didn't I tell you you must not go?" said their mother. "But, General Lee look us." "Oh, well, said their mother, "if General Lee took you that's all right." Alter that going to the circus was a legitimate amuse ment lor the children. HIS TIMI'H'OMING. Cas.-ter Duclur, a year ago you pro dieted that I wouldn't live three months. Vou see you were wrung. Doctor Nuver mind; heller luck next time Puck. SHORT Ti:UMS. "French Cabinet Ministers do not hold flicc lung," said Mr. Dukane. About as long as an American cook,' added Mr. Gaswell. Pittsburg Chroni cle-Telegraph. THAT NOISK "What kind of a noise did the train make before it struck the wagoo ?" asked the court. "It 111 ide a doggon big uuise," replied the witness. "Cau't you express it better than that?" "Well, sir. I mout say it niude a devil a Duise !" "Worse still," said the court. "Try again. "Now, J edge," said the witness, deprc- caiingly, "you air leadin' me over my ediiication limits. All I kin say is it made a devil of a uoiso, which air not juite so loud au' deef'niu' as a II 1 ol a noise : Dr. Cadv's Condition Powders, ate just what a horse needs when in bad condition. Tonic, blood purifier and vermifuge. They are not food but med icine and the best in use to put a horse in prime condition. Price 25c per pack age. For sale bv W. M. Oihen Weldon J. N. Brown. Ualifal, Dr. A. 8. liarriaiin. Kiifleld. DniKKists. HER FIRST THOUGHT. Mildred Have you ever thought that your last moment had come ? What an awful fee ing it is that cornea over one at such a time ! Gertrude Y es. I had that experience once when I was out riding with a fellow and his hotse started to run away. It seemed as if we would certainly be dished to pieces. Mildred Aud what was tho first thing you thought of wheu death seemed to stare you in the face ? Gertudo A hole in the toe of my left stocking. I have never sinoe then run tho risk of being found dea 1 in such a conditiou. A man Darned Notiabiltiwiski is the owner of a ranch in Kansas, but there are stories to tho effect that he doesn't live up to his Dame. Why wwe 25,000 UOTTLES Or7 KOIJ EKTS' TA9TELKSS SSo. CHILL TONIC Bold Uie first year of Ita birth ? Anewor : Bucnueelt is the BEST AT ANY I'ltlCE, inuirantoed to cute, money refunded If It mils, pleasant to take, 25o per bottlo. It to sold and guaranteed by W. M. Cohen, Drmarist, - Weldon, N. C I J. N. Brown, Halifax. ; Jaekmn UrugCo. , ' Jackaou- NOBLEST WORK OF COD. THE FALL OP W0MANU00D IS A BAb AND AWFUL COMMENTARY UPON THE IIEI'RAVITY OF MAN. Durham Sun. Whether sister, friend, sweetheart, wife or mother, a woman is the noblest work of God. If she be hi jh minded and pure hearted, she stands near the sun. When, from any cause she falls, the descent is so swift, the distance so great, that restoration is well-nigh im possible. Kvery man deserves to look upon his sister as queen of alt the virtues, upon his sweetheart as a paragon of purity, upoD his wife as a spotless priest ess of love, and upon his mother as an angel. They are what he lives for, and ''or them he would brave all dangers and gladly die. They ate the pride of life, their smiles illuminate his rugged thorn strewn path from the cradle to the giuve. Their kiss is the balm of Gilead to his bruised and bleeding heart when others forsake, disappointments are sore, and the world is dark. Cheered by a sister's affection, sustained by a wife's devotion, aod upheld by a mother's deathless love, it is strange a man should fall by the wayside a victim of vice ond lust. Know ing, and loviog his own so well, it is al most incredible that he could lure to the hell of ruin the sister, daughter, wife or mother of men. The fall of womanhood is a sad aud awful commentary upon the depravity of man. Did all men but keep the golden rule, there would not be a wrecked home, a blasted hie, a broken keart, or fallen woman in the wide wotld. TRUSTS. Trust in Leather, Trust in Ales, Trust in Copper, Trust in Nails. Trust in Whiskey, Trust in Wine, Trust In Iron, Trust in Twine. Trust iu Pickles, Trust in Glue, Trust in Southern, Mountain Dew. Trust in Harness, Trust in Meal. Trust in Dry Goods, Trust in Steel. Trust iu Ilubber, Trust in Hens, Trust in Paper, Trust io Pins. Trust iu Sawdust, Tiust in Mice, Trust in Green Goods, Trust in Ice. Trust io ev'ry. Thing I see, But there is no Trust for me. G. V, Ilobart, in Baltimore AmcricaD. SOME N EEDED INVENTION'S. A bike lamp thai will stay lit. A book-shelf that won't fall down. An ice pick that will break the ice where you jab it. An angler's scales that will do the ly ing for the fisherman. A servant's alarm clock that won't wake up the members of the family. A safely catch in a passenger eleva tor that will work when thete is au acci dent. An automatic peach basket that will make all the small peaches come to the top. A piano that will sound the same to the girl playing it as it docs to the neigh burs. A palatable health food that your children will eat without being forced to do so with a stick. An adjustable ring that will fit the usual number of girls you become en gaged to during the summer. An ambulance surgeon who can tell the difference b'twecn a drunken man and one with a fractured skull. FKIEXDLY ADVICE. Annie I never sing eieept for mv very dear friends. Maude There's where you male i mistake. Vou should sing only for your worst enemies. Chicago News. IMtKl'AltlXO THE WAY. Decpin Love What is the best day in the week to get married od, old chap? lladder Knuff Friday, my boy, then you'll have something to blame it on afterward. Tid Bits. A little child can discover more stray sunbeams than a grown person can. CASTOR I A For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Hats Always Bought Bears the Signature of AND LITHE OP LIMU, Traveller Are the mosquitoes thick around here? Suburbanite No. Long and slim; . Life. NEGATIVED. lioy I say, mister, 1 don't suppose you don't know nobody what don't want to have nobody to do Duthin', don't you? Gentlemen Addressed Yes; I don't. Harlem Life. A DEFENDER. Mrs. Busybody Your husband goes out a great deal, doesn't he? Mrs. Goodwife Oh, I don't know; he doesn't go out any oftener than he comosin. PUT OPP. "Yuu can't sit there, diuui. These seats ure reserved." "You don't seem to be aware that I'm one o." 'he directois' wives." "And if you were bi:, only wife, niuui, I cuuldu't let you sit there." THE REAL ARTIST. "There's no leveller like love," said the sentimental Eastern visitor to the Kansas farmer. "Guess you never tackled a real live cyclone," cackled the farmer behind his lace curtain whisker?. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Tllli HI'.siT I'KIX llll'TIDN For chills and fever is a bottle of Grove'a Tasteless Chill Tonic. Never fails to cure; why theu experiment with worthiest imitations? Price 50 cents, i'our money back if it fails to cure. For sale by W. M. Cohen, Weldon, N. C. Clementine, what did you do with that curtain goods you bought last week. , Well, it was entirely too loud for curtains, so I made a shirt-waist of it." The evolution of the worm results in a butterfly. A can of dynamite attacked by a goat will also make the butterfly. Look In Your Mirror Do vou we narkHnflr tret. A hmlthr. tinted ik in. a tweet eiurtMmn and v rc- tul form Thc attractions re th result of (food health. If they are ahaent. thera ii Dearly amaya nomc nnoraar 01 mm n im- tlncttr feminine orirana DreitetU. Health men.trual organs mean nauKh and beauty e very w Bare, MclLREE7S WincofCardul makes women beautiful and health' at It strikes ut the root of all the! trouble. There is no metutrual dis order, ache or pain which it will not cure. It is tor the bunding girl, me busy wife and the matron approaching the change of life. At every trying crisis in a woman life tt bring hpfilth Rtrpmrth nnd hAnmneu. It Costs 1 1. co of medicine dealer. t or advice in casea requiring ipecuu directions, address, Riving ivmptoma. " The Ladies' Advisory Department, The Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat- tanooga, Tenn. HUH. HO 7. F.N A l.EWIH. of Oanawtll. Tfiai. : "1 was troubled at montalr intorviiia with t err! hie nain In m head aad buck, but have buao entirely relieve by Wine of Cardut." Wood's Seeds. Seed Potatoes For Planting in June or July. We have huge quantity of late Seed Potatoes which were put into cold stor age early in the season, so as to keep thrill unsprouted and ill first rluss vigo rous condition for lute planting ill dune or July. Heretofore, the principal ob stacle to planting late potatoes sui-craa-fully has been in proeming sound and vigorous stock late enough to plant, so as lo insure the maturity of the crop in the eoeiiel toil!) weanull of tuC fall. C advise our customers to place their orders ahead, otherwise our supply may lie exhausted Shipment can be made at sui h time as customers are ready to plant. W rite tor prlns anil Descriptive Circular, which also Kives tull tnfuniiatlim about all Seasonable Seeds, tier man Millet, Cow Peat, Toosintc, &or-hums, buckwheat, etc. T. W. WOOD & SONS, Seedsmen, Richmond, Va. THE BEST WATCH CHAIN ON EARTH For 1 1 .00. M ade while you wait at the wire Jewelry stand, 354 MAIN ST., NORFOLK. VA. IgrMail ordcri receive prompt attention. All good warranted. J. W. DENNIS, Norfolk, Vi. iug ly.
Roanoke News (Weldon, N.C.)
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